How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B đź’ż.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: đź‘Źđź‘Ź
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
