The 15+ Best Broken Pencil Jokes

My life is like a broken pencil, it's pointless.

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!

What do you call a broken pencil never mind it’s pointless!!

How are orphans like broken pencils? Neither of them have points.

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil.... But it’s quite point less

To Write With a Broken Pencil Is pointless

Knock Knock, Whos there? Broken Pencil. Broken Pencil who? Nevermind, Its Pointless!

What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?

"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics”

Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?

That's okay. There is really no point to it.

What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.

I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.