Bringing jokes
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Me: Brings in missing child.
Police: OMG this kid has been missing for 3 months. Here is your reward.
Me: Oh, cool.
NEXT DAY
Me: Brings in 8 other kids.
Police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.