Bree jokes

Wish

Genie: What are your 3 wishes?

Me: Make every word 4 letters long.

Geni: Wish Gran.

Me: Make every word start with "br".

Genie: Brsh Bran.

Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".

Bruh: Bruh bruh.

Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.

Bruh: Bruh bruh.

Cheese

After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.

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  • Memes

    Vampire

    A vampire goes to the bakery.

    Vampire: "One bun, please."

    Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"

    Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."

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  • Community

    As a comminuty, I know we hate alts. They spam pictures, they roleplay, they ARE indeed annoying. But do things need to be this way? Yes, we dont like the way the alts talk, but think about it, ALTS have changed throughout the history of wje. We ALL used to be an alt, even if we didn't roleplay, we didn't always fit in at first, but we came in a more accepting time. I'm not saying we should let alts be annoying and r… Read more

    This is bree, I am sorry for everything, i broke the clean streak. I am tired. of everything, i dont wanna wake up crying again. i wamt itto stop, but i cant stop it so i will do it the only way i can, so goodbye. Thank you all for caring.but i have saved enough of your attention. just let me be someone forgotten in the back of your mind. And charlie. Im so damn sorry for doing this to you. I just cant. the scars are showing. weather is slowly picking up. and my parents will ask. I don'twant to go back. i'm sorru for doing this to every single one of you. please don't miss me.