Both jokes
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.