Both jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.

What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

They both lie over little boys 😂

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?

They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.

To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.

LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.

What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?

They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?

They both drop.

The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.

What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.

What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?

Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.