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Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.