Boss music jokes

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.

You when you face the boss the first time: :)

You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.

The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.

When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.

What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They are big, heavy metal fans!