Border crossing jokes
What's a Mexican's favorite song?
"I Walk the Line."
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.