Border crossing jokes

Border

  • I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.

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  • Chicken

  • Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?

    To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.

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