What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!
How did I know where you would go next? Oh I felt it in my bones!
When does a skeleton laugh? When someone tickles his funny bone!
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
