Bondage memes

What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.

A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”

The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”

I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."