Bondage jokes

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”

The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”

What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?

I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.

What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.

I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."