Boi Jokes

Dad: boy Come sit in this hole while I brace the ground Boy: I don't want to see grandpa he scares me

Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'

Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain? He wanted them rusted.

What did the boy said to his brother at chemistry class

Hey Br O

when you are sitting out side at school and this boy come up to you with a rock in his hand and says do you know where mrs stewrt is at

When does a cub become a Boy Scout When he eats his first brownie

you don't have to worry about running while boys are around even i can't see anything there.

When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restauraunt down the street?

Yeah he Pasta-Way

An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.

girls: boys are like games there meant to get played boys: girls are like stones the flat ones get skipped

Do you ate chef boyardee's food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sibling" Santa Claus wrote him back and said "okay, send me your mother"

Do u know why boys can't ask girls out bc they don't have any ball to ask girls out!!

The boys joking be like. One guy “Balls” all the other guys "hahahahahaha”

Q:What did the ocean say to the boy? A:Nothing!Oceans don ́t talk silly!

What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists? 5% of atheists have seen a ghost 5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy