Body Temperature jokes
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
Red hot 🥵
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.