Body Temperature jokes

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.

Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.

It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.

Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok, Doc?"

Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now."

Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff."

Doctor: "Nor me. My thermometer just broke."

What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?

The taste.

What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?

Boi Ling.