Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
Bob the builder.
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"