After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand??? "Hello Ladies""
Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and i like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe And i get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the d Let me tell you how i made her leave with me Conversation and hennessey I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped If i ain't got a weapon i'ma pick up a rock And when i bust yo ass i'ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It's real easy just follow the beat Don't let that fine girl pass you by Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: We are not terrorists. Why would ever do that in our history? The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* Yall were the first mother fuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action.
1 person: You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Yall say it's heritage and not hate but clearly still a fucking loser and your flag has an X means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. Im not saying all white people are racist but I am talking about the ones who voted for trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE>
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market? “Good evening ladies."
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
what do you call a blind person on a date? a blind date
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog? Neither has she.
how do u punish a blind kid? move to a new house
why are half of the orphans blind? cuz they cant find there parents
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, death eight year old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer"
My friend is blind. So he always says he cannot nazi .
Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she. Did you see that one coming? Neither did she.
(She's blind and deaf)
Wife is texting husband- Honey if I give you 300 dollars will you stop being blind? husband-seilghsielguG Wife- seriously David Husband-fuweyadb
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
How do you punish a blind kid?
Re arrange the furniture
