Blind orphan jokes

What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?

cancer.

I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

How are orphans and blind kids similar?

They both have never seen their parents :)

Why don't orphans like to get lost?

Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.

What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither can see their parents.