Bless you jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.
Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Community talk
This will be my last officail post for all those who dont like me here, but thank you ethan for all you've done, we've both made mistakes when all is said and one but js thanks for being a good friend to ethan- Real 1. may god bless you forever
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