Bleep jokes
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.
Memes
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.