Why was the man running around his bed?
Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!!
why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket
what would you call a cover for your cock
yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub they put a blanket over a ocean
Your Moma So Fay When She Asked For A Water Bed They Put A Blanket Over The Ocean
Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone. Then, the birthday boy said "Hey, he's like my dad." "Really" asked a little girl? "I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."
An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee, A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after awhile and says, "Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in".
How do you make antifreeze You steal her blanket
Yo momma so fat her 4 kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
