Autistic man jokes

What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?

Black ops.

An autistic man walks into a bra.

What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?

Ass Burgers.

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.

I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.

Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.

I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.