Autistic man jokes

An autistic man walks into a bra.

What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?

Black ops.

What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?

Ass Burgers.

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.

On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.

An autistic kid.

I'm autistic.