A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
Are you guys alright?
If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.
(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
