Birth date jokes
What's the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus's birth date.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.
We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.