Billiards jokes

I like to drown in a pool.

I mean billiards...

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.