What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. -- That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.