my dad- you better ware flip-flopped everywhere suicidal son-goes to crack ally
Ok rose are red violets are blue barney looks better then you
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
who are you yourself
What's better than throwing dead babes?
Catching them after with a pitchfork.
why did the cow go to space
to get ice cream
Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.
what does Ethiopian people have better than Australians? internet.
What can you say both at a funeral and during sex?
This would be much better if you were alive.
A 6 year old girl decides to get baptized, she walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her In the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl was drowned and died... later on when the pastor was better and thrown in jail. All he had to say to the mortified family was “well, at least she’s in heaven!”
What's better than a pile of dead babies.
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat it's way out.
what does a doctor do to make you better?
helium
I'm better than you in every single way.... I even have an extra chromosome.
Is your fridge running?
Why yes it is!
Then you better go catch it
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him, the first man says, " I have been waiting to cross here for ages, its impossible to cross " the second man says, "there is a zebra crossing up the road", he said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am".
sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by colonel sanders. he asks them, what is your occupation? they respond we are semen. so he says well you better wash up cause i'm finger licki'n good!
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
So there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, "Oii, your kind ain't welcomed here so take your drink, mates and fuck off." He goes back to his mates and says, "We'd better get outta here." "Nonsense." replies the mid guy, he's your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, He's your typical rope. He burst out, "Fuck this!". He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink he opens with, "Say aren't you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot."
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I dont know if you heard it but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I cant tell if it is metal or techno but it is more vaulable then joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
