Beryllium jokes
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
Why wouldn鈥檛 Mr. Bee 馃悵 push Ms. Bee 馃悵 away?
Because he loves his honey.