Be water jokes

Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.

If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.

They say people are 75% water.

But I'm 100% useless.

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.