Be water jokes
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
Did you know that water is wet?
Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.
Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.
In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.
Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.