Battle royale game jokes
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Fortnite
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
