Battle royale game jokes
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Fortnite
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
