Baseball Team jokes
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Awesome, amazing game!
China should be a baseball team.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.