Baseball Team jokes
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. 鈿撅笍
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Awesome, amazing game!
China should be a baseball team.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn鈥檛 find home plate.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn鈥檛 stump the ball, and Handa didn鈥檛 know where home was.