A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
This man walks into a bar and says... "how do i get service here." The assistant bar attendent tells him him to take a seat as the bar tender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes the man says this is ridiculous that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes goes buy and the man then says ok i get it no service of beer but free nuts to which the assistant says hell no the game starts in 10 minutes. Everyone laughs and claps.
Am american walks into an afghan bar, joke Afghanistan does have bars because of the tailiban
