Bar joke jokes

This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"

The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”

An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.

A man walks into a bar and places a 12-inch man onto the counter as well as a small piano. The 12-inch man starts playing the piano really well.

The bartender asks the man where he got the 12-inch man. The man says there is a genie two blocks around the corner.

The bartender runs to the genie and makes a wish. The bartender comes back with 1 million ducks. The bartender says to the man, "That genie is dumb! I asked for 1 million bucks."

The man says, "Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"

My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"

A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.

So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.

The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"

Three gay guys walk into a bar.

There is only one stool left, what do they do?

They flip the stool over.

So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"

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