Autobot jokes

What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?

An Autobot.

I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.

Autobots, "Roll Out!"

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.

Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.

I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.