Austrian jokes
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
The Austrian flag simply explained!
A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
