Aubreyyy jokes

Amber Heard's Morning Routine

Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.

"I met a girl and she's 28."

"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

- AJR