Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Atlantic Jokes
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
The US Navy Atlantic Fleet is closing in on the North American shores. Suddenly a blip on the radar appears and the radio starts crackling:
"Hello, please divert to 5° East to avoid collision. Thank you."
The commander starts answering:
"No, you divert 5° West to avoid collision. Over!"
"Sorry, sir, you are the one who should divert to 5° East! Over!"
"Listen to me, you asshole! We are the USS Washington, and we have an entire fleet at our disposal, and be sure we'll use all means necessary to keep ourselves safe!"
After a moment of silence, the radio crackled again:
"In case you still haven't figured out, we can't move BECAUSE THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE!"
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?
Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...
Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!
Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????
Why is the sun red today?
The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
