Athens jokes

What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.

Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"

If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.

What is the slipperiest county?

Greece!

Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.

Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?

Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.