Armstrong jokes

Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.

One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."

"How many men does your wife have?"

What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?

The Milky Way.

Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

What does NASA stand for?

Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.

Lorne Armstrong