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Argon Jokes
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
Fuck off!
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.