Argon jokes

What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡

What did the pirate say to Argon?

Ar!

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it wanted to be Argon.

Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?

Because all of his friends argon.

I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.

Fuck off!

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon.