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Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

I love telling jokes about orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.

Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?

Me: I'm just BONELY.

Sans: Good one kiddo.

Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.

Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.

I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?

I love working at an orphanage.

Orphan: What are you doing tonight?

Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.

We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.

Why are orphans rude at school?

What's the school going to do? Call their parents?

What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!

What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?

They are always so distant! :-]

Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).

Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

Roses are red, oranges are orange.

Get a life, quit watching porn.

Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.

A man was kneeling on the church floor, crying desperately in front of the large wooden statue of Christ.

"My headphones are broken, Lord... I'm desperate... What should I do? Guide me!"

And the Lord appeared in the form of bright light, and the strong, deep voice filled the man's soul.

"WELL BUY NEW ONES, YOU DUMBASS!"

And so he did.

There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."

The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”