(Not originally my joke, I found this joke somewhere a few months back) An Emo kid in a tree falls, at the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kids rope and noose.
A kid and an apple fall from tree? Who will reach ground first?
Apple because kid is hanging on the tree with rope.
whats the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The Apple falls from the tree
How does an apple fall from a tree? I don't know ask Sir Isaac Newton!
