Appendix jokes
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Humanity.
Memes
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
My pp.