Apache jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Apaches. Apaches who? Apaches on your eye.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
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How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.