Apache jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
A priest was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop asked him if he had anything to drink. The priest said just water.
The cop said, "Then why can I smell wine?"
The priest said, "Good Lord, it happened again!"
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?