What's the different between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
A kid and an apple fall from tree? Who will reach ground first?
Apple because kid is hanging on the tree with rope.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
The other day I went to a museum, my friend and I went to the holocaust section and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him. Why are you sad it’s just an Ash tray
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
What's an emos favourite time of year? Fall
What's the difference between a bird and an emo? Birds fly
What's an emos favourite part about be dunk? The hangover
How do you win an argument against an emo kid? Give him a gun he'll just shot himself
whats an other name for cuming inside of a woman
loading the dishwasher