Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
How do you pet a psychopath's cat?
You get it out of the microwave.