Q: What has two wings and a halo? A: IAn asian phone call, Wing, Wing, Halo?
You know every time we think of sex an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
How many dead strippers does it take to change a light.
At least 13 because my basement is still dsrk
Knock knock! Who's there? Heaven. Heaven who? Heaven fun over there?
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
