And jokes

The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.

The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.

What is a difference between a tree and...

What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?

And walk.

What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.

A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "Yes," and lifted up her dress. Then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

What is a good night's sleep?

I haven't a clue!

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)

What is long and hard and full of seamen?

A submarine.

Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.

What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠

I did a good walk, and I did a good job of it.

What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?

What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?

What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?

What is the difference between a comma and a period?

A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.