And jokes

Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.

Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?

What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?

Babies in a blender.

What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?

A school bus filled with children.

What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?

Stephen Hawking.

What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?

What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?

A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.

I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had fun, and I had to.

What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?

I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.

What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?

Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?

You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.

There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.

They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.

Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.

What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?

The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.

What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?

Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."

What's bald and can't grow no hair?

A kid with cancer.

Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."

Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."