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What is the difference between a comma and a period?

A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.

What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].

What is the difference between a human and a tree?

A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.

1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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    • How do Asians name their babies?

    They throw pots and pans around.

    "Ching, Chang, Clang!"

    What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?

    The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.

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    • When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

    Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.

    I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

    Here are some rules to make a good joke:

    1: Don't say “my life.”

    2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

    3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

    Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?

    Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.

    One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."

    What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?

    Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕