And jokes

What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.

A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "Yes," and lifted up her dress. Then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new πŸ’•.

Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.

What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠

What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?

What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?

What is the difference between a comma and a period?

A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.

What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].

What is the difference between a human and a tree?

A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.

1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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  • How do Asians name their babies?

    They throw pots and pans around.

    "Ching, Chang, Clang!"