And jokes

What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?

The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.

What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?

Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.

What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?

They both hang from trees.

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?

Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.

One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."

What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?

What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?

Should be good night and walk walk home.

What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?

Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕

What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?

What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?

You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.

What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?

What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?

Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗

What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?

Was your birthday?